A Lar by any other name

One day, I plan on writing a novel-length story based entirely on the dares at the NaNo website Dares Forum. If you haven't ever visited that monstrosity of hilarity, you might want to this November. It just makes me laugh and laugh and then I sigh because I can't use any of them in my story. What kind of crack could I come up with, though. I mean... a cat who believes it's name is God because people always say "Oh My God" whenever it comes around. That's genius in a weird, twisted way! It's like that Bill Cosby joke.

Monday word count: 2205 - I'm staying even with my curve!